I used to think people with old-lady sort of names (Helen, Betty, Betsy, etc) would age twice faster than anybody else. I also felt special because my name was a young-ish sort of name!
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that the "fast lane" actually had some sort of tracks on it that made you go faster.— erin
- I used to believe that there was special metal laid in the motorways that made the cars go faster!!— angela
- I use to beleive that Motorways had special tarmac on the road that made the wheels go faster— Nada
- I used to think a clitoris was some sort of dinosaur.Anon
- I used to think gladiators were meant to be some sort of alligator.Anon
- i used to think that being a prostitute was a religion. (sort of like protestant i guess?)Anon