My Grandad was called Ken and used to own a cafe before I was born. He also looked a bit like Colonel Sanders, so I thought he must run the whole KFC chain and that it was named after him (I kind of assumed his middle name must be Tucky). It was years before I actually bothered to think about this properly and realised it wasn't true.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I used to think that if I pulled all my hair out, I would look like Colonel Klink (Hogans Heroes)— Cutto
- I used to think that 7-Up was called "Zup" until I realised the "Z" was actually a Seven!— Vic
- I used to wonder what kind of insect "uncles" were named after.
I had "Ants" figured out.— Kimberly in AZ - I used to think that if you ate cat food you would die. I found out it wasn't true
— Bob#4 - i used to believe that a sign in a cafe bone-fide meal meant meat with a bone in it— roy
- When i was 6 years old i had a dog named Sandy. And i thought she was made of Sand.— Billy Bob Joe