Up until tonight I used to think Silent Night went "brown young virgin" because Mary was from the Middle East.
When I was a kid we went to a church that had a bad overhead so everything looked blurry on it. It was complicated by my dad's bad eyes so when he would sing this one song he would sing "may it be a sweet, sweet sound in your car" instead of "may it be a sweet, sweet sound in your ear". He would sing it really loud too.
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I thought God drove a car like ours - a Honda. The song DID say "fill the heavens with sweet Accords..."— Dummy
- I used to believe that "unsavory" meant "sweet".— unsavory
- i had a really sweet tooth and i asked my mum when it would fall out...— saza bob
- i get bit by so many moskitos because i'm a sweet child with sugar in my vains.— Ella
- That if you wet a sweet wrap and put it in the freezer overnight, you'd get chewing gum.— Roxie van Renbsurg
- When I Was a Kid I Believed That Clouds Were Made By Sweet Cotton.
— Gustavo Giacomini 8º2 Porto União Cid Gonzaga