My uncle once said that elves were really badchildren made to work in santa's work shop
A childhood belief about father christmas

others believed things like this
- i work with kids......and this one kid tole me that claustrophobia was the fear of Santa clause Anon
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis
- I convinced my sister that chocolate milk was made out of Keebler cookie elves, she believed me for a month— Rainbow Steel
- I used to believe there was a number "eleventeen". I could never quite work out where it went, though.— Matthew
- I thought that going to work was a lot like going to kindergarten. — A Wild Cowgirl
- i used to believe that scaffolding was used to support buildings when they were having work on them.Anon