i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!
A childhood belief about the pledge

others believed things like this
- My uncle once said that elves were really badchildren made to work in santa's work shop— Some guy
- I believed that when you got married (the wife) you didn't have to work. Boy, was I fooled. ha ha ha— Patty
- If I had bad gas I would sometimes start to run as I farted to escape the smell. It didn't always work.— Sammy
- I used to think a mustache grew out of your nose hairs. I tried to let mine grow, but it didn't work. — Barry
- I used to believe there was a number "eleventeen". I could never quite work out where it went, though.— Matthew
- I thought that going to work was a lot like going to kindergarten. — A Wild Cowgirl