The real chorus to Smooth Criminal is "Annie you ok, your ok, your ok Annie"
What I heard: "Annie rogaine, rogaine, rogaine Annie."
I was thinking he was tactfully trying to tell the girl that she had a bald spot. Age was a smooth criminal and had stolen her hair.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics
others believed things like this
- Thanks to the movie "Annie", I thought hot dogs were made from real dogs. — Katie
- I used to think that in the song "Smooth Operator" they were saying "Schooooooool's not forever!"— Steph
- When I was a kid I was completely convinced that Sade's "Smooth operator" was "Ooh of the red eye".— Brookstar78
- Until I was about 11 or 12 I thought that "prostitute" referred to a female criminal.Anon
- I believed you ran the vacuum to cut the carpet and used the lawn mower to smooth out the grass.— Michelle
- My friend convinced me that if I used a bar of soap to wash my hair instead of shampoo that I would go bald.— Michelle