i don't know if any of u know kid's songs but there's this one that goes "who built the ark? noah! noah!" like the story in the bible and i always thot it was "who build the ark? no one! no one!"
there was this other song about the golden rule that went "do to others, do to others, as u would have them do to u" and i thot they were singing "u have 2 mothers, u have 2 mothers etc" i always had a picture in my head of 2 women *both looking like my mom* pushing me in a stroller together
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I used to think the song "Who Built the ark? Noah. Noah." was "Who built the Ark? No one, no one!"— Embarrassed Kent Girl
- I used to think no one built the ark because I confused it with Noah.Anon
- I used to think tiny little people were inside my mothers radio singing to me.Anon
- I used to belive that an airplane was my mothers car. I don't no why. — Erilld
- I used to believe that grown-ups, mothers in particular really did have eyes in the backs of their heads.Anon
- My mum told me and my brother that we were adopted and that our real mothers were witches. Thanks mum.Anon