I thought the song Secret Agent man was
Secret Asian Man
My mom had two she thought hang on sloopy was hang on stupid
and Theres a bad moon on the rise was theres a bathroom on the right
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was young,I thought the lyrics "Secret Agent man" were actually "Secret Asian Man".— M.M.B.
- I used to think the song "Hang on sloopy" was "hang on snoopy"— gina
- My mom used to think the song "Theres a bad moon on the rise" actully said "Theres a bathroom on the right."— MacKenzie
- When I heard "Don't Come Out Tonight(Bad Moon on the Rise), I thought they were saying Bathroom on the Right.— helen.sellers
- There's a bad moon on the rise = There's a bathroom on the rightAnon
- CCR's Bad moon on the Rise, I swear it sounded liket they were singing, "There's a bathroom on the Right"— SMC