When my sister and I were in the car the song, "How Bizzare" came on. We thought it was saying, "Help is on." It wasn't until a couple weeks later I called her and let her know I found out the real words.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was little - before we learned cursive - my sister and I called it 'real writing'. — Monty
- My sister told me that if you had sweetcorn in your poo, you had six months to live! I cried for weeks — Billy
- I used to believe that all languages were just jiberish and I asked my mom why they didn't use real words.Anon
- the beatles song 'mean mr mustard' says "shes a real go-getter", i was sure it was "shes a real coconut"...— sally
- that the word "couple" as in "a couple of items" was synonymous with "several", rather than "just two".— Blair A. Petterson
- I used to believe that Timbuctou wasn't a real place.— Leah