Not about me, it's about my kids actually.
They sing "My Darling Clementine" and at the part where it goes, "dreadful sorrow" the sing "Drink The Soil"
ALSO: That song Daisy, Daisy give me your answer true. The next line is supposed to be I'm HALF crazy but they hear it as Im ASS crazy and they love to sing at the top of their lungs in the supermarket. Gets me lots of looks.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- In Beyonce's song 'Crazy in Love', I always thought she said 'Daisy right now'.Anon
- I am Canadian and when I was little I would sing "True Pastry Love" instead of 'True Patriot Love"— Jess
- Did anyone else sing "Hark, the hairy angels sing"?— Jill
- My mum said that when I used to sing "noahs arc" at school I would sing "who built the arc, no one, no one"— Clare
- I believed that I could actually grow up to BE Daisy Duke.— Jen
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen