When I was younger, I used to believe if i covered my ears before I farted no one else would hear it.
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- I used to belive that if I put my finges in my ears when i sang noone could hear me— Helen
- when i was younger (8 or 9) and i farted my dad used to tell me not to worry, that my bum just coughed.— james
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- i used to believe that if you farted out of your mouth, you'd die.— John Deere
- I used to think when you farted, bubbles came out.— Nick
- My dad would say "The snake's are barking" when he farted.— Big1