How about Peabo Brysons "Tonight I celebrate my love for you". I reckon it should be "Tonight I sellotape my glove to you"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I heard "Don't Come Out Tonight(Bad Moon on the Rise), I thought they were saying Bathroom on the Right.— helen.sellers
- 'I've got candy in my ears tonight, baby'.
~Canned Heat, Jimiroquai.— Nin - I used to believe that my Dad could fix absolutely ANYTHING with sellotape— Kate
- I used to believe that weasels routinely nested in the glove compartments of cars.— Ven
- that we celebrate New Year's because it is the day that Jesus had his brit (circumcision)Anon
- i used to think that if i didn't celebrate my birthday each year my younger sister would catch up with me— q