Always before supper we would say the prayer: god is good, god is great, let us thank him for our food amen. Well whenever i said this prayer i would always say: goddess good, goddess great, lettuce thank em for our food amen. One day it just clicked that ive been saying it wrong all my life.
A childhood belief about prayers

others believed things like this
- "God is good, God is great, lettuce thank him for our food Amen"— pj
- I used to believe that in the Christian Prayer of the Faithful, we were responding, "Lord, harrow prayer."— Smelleanor
- there was a young girl i used to know that would say 'onion' at the end of grace, instead of 'amen'— matt
- I use to believe that salt would cool food down while pepper would heat your foodAnon
- I used to believe when ordering Chinese food the food and delivery man came from China— Dave
- I used to have to say the Lord's prayer everyday, but I would wonder where my daily bread was.— caledonia