My younger sister couldn't understand why Kelly Clarkson was so upset about her bakery goods in the song 'Miss Independent':
"What happened to my cinnamon buns?"
I told her that the lyrics are really "what happened to Miss Independent?" - but I don't know why I bothered, because now all I can hear is those bloody cinnamon buns!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think eyedust was made by people who lived in your eyes and made buns.— The world looks to me.
- I used to believe that when you grow up, you lose your given name and become just Mr., Miss, or Mrs. Whoever.— Andrew Buc
- I used to turn the TV off when I left the room so I didn't miss anything.— S.Lee
- I believed that female teachers got to choose if they wanted to be called "mrs. or miss" — Jenna
- I used to think that dreams were events that really happened, I just couldn't remember them when I was awake.— Warren
- I believed that lightning bugs were faeries....
::sigh:: I miss those enchanted years of my youth.— Andrea Sorenson