During the singing time portion of the childrens class at my chuch we would sing a song with the lyrics "I am a child of God, and so my needs are great." I believed the worlds were "and so my knees are gray." I was sad when I relized that my knees wre not gray, and therefore I wasn't a child of God.
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that child line sold childrens toys— Gayle
- I used to believe that kidneys were located in your knees.Anon
- i was afraid to use my dad's hairbrush because i thought it would give me gray hairs.Anon
- I used to believe that if you drank coffee before you were an adult, your skin would turn gray. Anon
- when i was younger i thought ac/dc's dirty deeds (done dirt cheap), was dirty knees and the thunder cheeks.— S
- i believed that michelle gayle's sweetness song contained the lyrics shade in sheep shit!— andrew