My family used to pray before dinner with the phrase "Watch over us" but my brother and I always thought the line was "Watch O' Russ." We had an uncle named Russ, so it made perfect sense. We just assumed he needed more help than others.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- when i was little i thought that when we die we become stars and watch over our family that is still alive— josh
- I used to believe all Italian women were named Mia because of the phrase "Mamma Mia!"Anon
- I used to believe that the phrase "Mamma Mia" referred to a girl named Mia.Anon
- I thought Oklahoma was named after my Uncle Homer. (Pre-Simpsons)Anon
- I used to believe that when there was a tornado watch, you were supposed to sit down and watch the tornado.— Kay
- When I was a little I thought TV was full of tiny books and we would watch one every day— Amine