when i was little and heard the song come on the radio, "Secret Agent Man," i used to believe that they were really saying "secret asian man," and that there was some little asian man running around in a trenchcoat and sunglasses
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was young,I thought the lyrics "Secret Agent man" were actually "Secret Asian Man".— M.M.B.
- I recently found out that Euthanasia is not Asian youth.Anon
- I used to think that only chinese fat guys can Sum wrestle and that it was illegal if he wasnt asian.— sumo
- My mom thought "euthenasia" meant Asian kids.(youth in Asia)— Ibelievedher!
- i thought that our cats were secret spies for my parents and i would never do anything bad around them. Anon
- I used to think that James Bond and all the other secret agents worked for MFI.— John C