I used to believe that there were words to the song Colonel Bogie's March. The song that is whistled in the Breakfast Club. My father told me the words were: "Horsepoo, it makes the grass grow green" repeated over and over
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon
- I swear I heard a Disney Channel/Radio Disney song where the chorus was a repeated “Damn it”— SpengBab
- I used to believe that all four-letter words are bad words.Anon
- Grandmother told me if I whistled in the bathroom the devil would come get me because I was whistling for him.— Peanut @ Lake Tawakoni Tx
- I used to think that GLASS and GRASS was the same thing. I always wondered why windows weren't green...— Alex
- Until I was about 15, I beleived my Father was the person who sang the "Cheers" TV Show Theme Song.— Dustin