Until I was was in my twenties, I actually believed my father was deaf, in 'that' ear. :-)
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I'm deaf in one ear. Until I was 7 I believed that if I didn't sleep on my good ear, dinosaurs would eat me.Anon
- When I was little ,I used to believe that deaf people didn't have ears.— rainbow
- I used to beleive when ppl didn't talk (deaf ppl) they lost their voice and could never talk again!— Tiara 10
- My father told me that Spam was a mix of sparrow and ham. I believed this for years lol— Tara the Terror
- When i was child, i used to think my father was my father christmas.— BeB's
- "Our father, with Art in Heaven, how do you know my name?"Anon