The writers of the hymns that mentioned the word "breast" were perverts.
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- There were no writers behind children's books--they just magically appeared at the library! Anon
- When I was little I used to think that women had two hearts - one inside each breast.— Rick
- When I was little I thought that black babies who were breast fed got chocoate instead of white milk.— Susan
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- I used to believe that when adults mentioned horsepower that there were Horses under the bonnet— Jonathan
- I used to think the word fever was just another word for giraff— Marshall m