When i was eight we drove down to disney world and Aerosmith's "dude looks like a lady" came on the radio. I started singing along like i always do and when "dude looks like a lady" part came on I sang "Do the legged-lady", my parents thought it was the funniest thing in the world. and i dont know who this song is by or what its called... but it goes "cant hurt me now, cant hurt me now, cant hurt me nooooow" and i sang "hand her her towler, hand her her towel, hand her her tooooowell!" i was such a loser as a kid
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think the song "dude looks like a lady" by aerosmith was "doodles like a lady"— I used to believe
- I used to believe the song "Dude Looks Like A Lady" said "Do It Like A Lady"— jvf
- My Brother used to think that Chris de Burgh was singing 'Lady in bed' instead of lady in red'— Kerry, Manchester
- I called every body part my elbow. For example if my leg hurt I would say my elbow hurt.— Kady
- I used to think that Chris de burgh song Lady in red was Lady in Bread
— Omega-R-Fox - My daughter thought Paul McCartney was singing "Hey Dude" instead of "Hey Jude". Anon