I used to want hemmoriods so I could use a "float tube" in the tub and have a cushy toilet seat like my dad.
A childhood belief about being ill

others believed things like this
- I used to think if I left the toilet seat open my cat would get flushed down the toilet.— G
- I used to think you could get pregnant by sitting on a toilet seat.— Lisa
- I used to think that boy's lifted the toilet seat to pee because their asses were too big.— sydo
- I used to belive that if you didn't hold onto hte toilet seat you would fall in.— silly
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- if you eat toothpaste straight from the tube, you will get worms— wormelow