When I was little I used to go to Sunday School. We sang hymns and when we sang 'I am the Lord of the Dance, said he' I thought for years we were singing about Michael Flatly.
Even I thought it was strange singing about Michael Flatly at church but everything at church was strange so i believed that for ages!
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I believed that the inside of a tomato was a small, living creature and I flatly refused to eat that bit.Anon
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- i used to believe i looked exactly like michael jackson when he dance - when i was jumping.— sandy.
- I used to believe the angels were in the speakers at church because of the loud female voice singing.Anon
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- When I was little I thought the microwave was the Michaelwave because my name is Michael.— Michael