When I was 10, i thought the walking in the winter wonderland song went like this 'later on we'll expire' instead of 'later on we'll conspire'. I had all these children dying because they were expired stuck in my head.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i used to think the song "walking in a winter wonderland" was "walking in a womens underwear"— stephen s
- I used to believe that expired milk came from expired cows.— PikachuGirl123
- I used to believe that when winter came and it snowed the grass just died or went away for the winter.— Chris
- I used to think that everything involving the name Alice had to be Wonderland or Looking Glass related.Anon
- I used to believe that jay walking was walking naked on the street. — Kendra
- When I was little, I thought dying your hair would give you the color AND hairstyle displayed on the box. Anon