at church i heard "Lord I Lift Your Name on High" and thought for the longest time that the lyrics where "From the earth to the cross, my damp toupee." instead of "my dept to pay" ...
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- When i was about 4 or 5, for the longest time, i believed that the preist of our church was god.— hunnybee
- I used to think that earwigs were a type of toupee that you wear behind your ears.— Elise
- I used to belive if someone liftes you up, and you lift them at the same time, you will float in the air.— D'Anthony
- when I saw a sign with a deer on it I always thought deer had to cross the street by it. like a cross walk— only me
- For the longest time I thought 90210 was a sitcom Anon
- i thought that you had like a box or something inside you to hold your soul for the longest time— jill