My parents told me that babies were made from dimonds under cabbage patches, that would grow into a baby.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that Cabbage Patch Kids were made from real cabbage XD— foxxip
- My friend used to believe baby oil was made from babiesAnon
- I thought baby oli was made from pressed babies.Anon
- I used to think that babies were made when you press your mums belly button.
Then a baby would fall out— Chris Hyndman - I used to believe that when my parents kissed it made a baby.Anon
- I thought that parents made a baby by nibbling each others ears.— Mer