I thought that to breastfeed, a woman had to poke a hole in her nipple (like the hole in a bottle nipple).
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that "nuptial" was a naughty word. I thought it meant nipple. XD— Sara Hagen
- up until puberty I thought that my nipple would inflate like a balloon to form a breast— EiEi
- when i was young i used to beleive that the bumps around your nipple was brale for suck here.— Becky
- I used to believe that if you dig a hole in the ground and put pepper in the hole, the ground would sneeze.— Cookie
- I had a little hole in the wall under my bed when I was little and I thought that Fraggles lived in there.....— Tina
- when i was 6 i thought girls peed out of there butt hole!— axel