I used to believe that "nuptial" was a naughty word. I thought it meant nipple. XD
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- For years I heard the word "pedophile" and thought it meant a pedicurist's tool.— Lauren
- when i was 4or5 i thought if i was naughty i would get sent to jail.— JESSELEE GWYNNE (VICTORA)
- my husband believed, until recently, that the word "several" meant seven of something. — sheryl
- i used to think the word "friendship" meant a special kind of rocketship that you went on with your friends.— chips ahoy!
- I fully believed, up until about 6 years old, that the word 'accident' was a noun that meant 'burnt toast'.— Karl Goetz
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny