I used to sing along to Lionel Ritchie's Hello but instead of 'when I see you pass outside my door' I thought it was 'when I see your pants outside my door'. Oh how I laugh now!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My sibs and I thought that the screen door was called the "scream door" so Mom could yell at us through it. — Kyle
- i thought there was a door in the back of the tv and if you wanted to be on tv you just walk in— fred
- I thought if I left the door open too long, a dog would come from the cupboard in the washroom and eat me
Anon - I used to believe the Do Not Pass signs on the roads meant you were'nt aloud to pass the sign. I was 14.Anon
- I used to believe there was a secret door to the gremlin world hidden under my bed— Mel
- My friend desided in kindergarden that she would be a door when she grew up.— Oops!