My older sister and I are very close in age. When we were four and five, we were in a Taco Bell with our parents and our baby brother around Christmas Time. We were singing Christmas Carols...and got to "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer". Well, we got to the line where it goes, "santa came to say, rudolph with your nose so bright won't you guide my sleigh tonight" but we were convinced and sang at the top of our lungs in this packed Taco Bell "Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you be my slave tonight?" Everyone stared at my parents wondering what kind of people they were to teach us those words and we never went back to that taco bell.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- For the longest time I thought that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very "chinese" nose...Anon
- i used to bielieve if you get hit
in the nose you will turn into
rudolph the rednose reindeer— kurt santana - I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- I used to believe that Alexander Graham Bell was not just one person. I thought that they were three people!— J.D.
- 'I've got candy in my ears tonight, baby'.
~Canned Heat, Jimiroquai.— Nin - I used to believe reindeer made it rain because for many years it rained on christmas eve night.Anon