i used to think that ciggerattes were those skinny little pretzals so when me and my mom were in the grocery store, i would always ask for a pack of ciggerattes.I got ssooooo many stares
A childhood belief about smoking

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that pretzals were made of wood.Anon
- When I was little I thought a widow was someone who stares at you through a windowAnon
- I thought brown paper grocery bags would fit more than plastic grocery bags.Anon
- I used to believe that the "booger man" was a tall skinny guy that was covered in boogersAnon
- I used to believe, driving in front of all the other cars on the highway, Knight Rider was leading the pack.— Michael Kolassa
- My mother, the good Catholic, thought that Jesus, being a string bean (supreme being) was really skinny.— Mark D