i used to think that farts came out as a little orange cloud.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- when i was young i thought god was a cloud, big white fluffy cloud floating around with 2 eyes and a smile. — kerrie
- I used to believe that everytime it rain that Mrs. Cloud was crying b/c Mr. Cloud made her mad.Anon
- I thought "Orange is the New Black" was about wearing orange to funerals.Anon
- Farts really are Barking Spiders, right?Anon
- I use to believe I had holes in my bum cheeks for my farts to come out— jackL
- I used to think that motorcycles were propelled by farts.— Meredith