I used to tell my mom that i never want to be turkish, when she finally asked me why, i replied saying because everyyear at thanksgiving we always eat the turkeys!!
A childhood belief about nationalities

others believed things like this
- I used to think that turkeys were male chickens. Don't know why, but I did.— Felicia
- I thought people from Turkey actually praised turkeys...Anon
- When I was about 5, I thought that English was the reverse reading of Turkish.— sel
- I used to believe Turkey day was a Turkish holiday. Then why are we celebrating it in America?— Lecia
- As a kid every time I heard a person say "it's about time" I always replied "so what about it?"— Eli the Kid
- Do you really mean to tell me that father Christmas is a myth?
Finally......— Peter (Aged 70)