I used to dance around the living room like a maniac to ABBA, using a neon green jumprope for a microphone and singing "dancin' on a mo-nack-a-rock" instead of "does your mother know that you're out." I always wondered what a mo-nack-a-rock was. I figured it was a planet.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My friends and I used to believe that if you planted a rock, it would grow a rock tree. Anon
- I used to believe the the Elton John song, "Crocodile Rock" was about a Crocodile, named Rock.Anon
- I used to believe that the rock thing they used in the sport Curling, was a tea kettle.— Kaninchen
- I somehow got the idea that if I boiled a rock, it would come to life. My dad disproved that...Anon
- When I was around seven years-old, my friend and I put a rock in a microwave and thought it would melt.— Lars
- I thought Rock and Roll were 2 musicians, with one who rocked and one who rolled.Anon