When I was young I used to believe that when it rained, God was peeing on the Earth. My grandma got mad.
A childhood belief about weather

others believed things like this
- I use to believe that when it rained, it was actually God peeing on us because he was mad at the world— Orejita0925
- i used to belive that when it rained god was peeing and when it thundered he was farting!!! — Kristalyn
- Every time it thundered and rained I used to believe that God was passing wind and "peeing"!Anon
- When I was about three, I used to believe that the rain was caused by Jesus' peeing down on the earth!— Gretchen
- When I was around four,I used to think when it rained in my area,it rained over the WHOLE world too...Anon
- When I was a kid I thought that when it rained, it rained all over the world.
Anon