I have an Uncle who when he sings the Billy Joels song "allways a women to me" he will sing the line "oh she takes care of her son"When it's "oh she takes care of herself" lol
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when sheep die, god takes their wool and makes it into clouds— Oded
- I used to believe that these big, strong men would be on each side of an airplane to push it when it takes offAnon
- My Uncle Billy used to tell us that if we swallowed chewing gum it would clog our bums up !
— Coolbuzz - i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- when I was little, I used to think that everyone was a child but someone invented adults to take care of us.— chocolate
- I used to think that Shamu was my whale and that he just lived at Sea World and they took care of him for me.Anon