My friend, when we sang "he looked beyond my faults and saw my needs " used to sing " he looked beyond my socks and saw my knees"
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- My mom said she had eyes in the back of her head. I looked and looked, but never found them.Anon
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- I used to believe that God looked like George from Seinfeld. — Liz
- i used to believe that if u looked out of an aeroplane u could see god and he would wave at you
— georgina - I used to believe that I was allergic to the sun, because whenever I looked at it, I would sneeze.— John 117