When I was very young I was listening to the radio, when a guy said a man was arrested for child pornography. I asked my mother what this was, and she said "He took bad pictures of children".
So then a few weeks later, I saw my friend drawing a mustache on a photo of his sister! Then I ran to his mother and yelled "HE'S DOING CHILD PORNOGRAPHY!".
A childhood belief about criminals

others believed things like this
- I was told as a young child that if I didn't smile going past the police station, I wouldbe arrested.Anon
- My sister once asked her mother why she didn't paint her black....Anon
- When I was a child I used to believe that I was the singer who played on the radio— Gabriela Ortega
- When I was a child I used to believe children were being brought by stork.— Matteo
- I used to think that 'Child Locking' only worked on children and that older people could still open the door.— Anonymous Whistleblower
- My mother told me that ice cream vans were ambulances for little children.— Buzz