I used to believe that Paul Simon was my cousin. He isn't.
A childhood belief about pop stars

others believed things like this
- I told someone once that my favorite band was the Funkel brothers- Simon and Garth.
(Simon & Garfunkel)— Josie - for my little sis -
Paul McCarty song "Band on the Run" but when she sang it it was "Man has the Runs"Anon - My daughter thought Paul McCartney was singing "Hey Dude" instead of "Hey Jude". Anon
- My mates Mum used to think Paul Weller was singing about "Eating Trifles" instead of "Eton Rifles"— Sean
- My cousin's mom told my cousin that pop makes you short. He probably believed it.— Molly
- I used to think a second cousin meant a cousin’s cousin.— Carlos Almonacid