My mates Mum used to think Paul Weller was singing about "Eating Trifles" instead of "Eton Rifles"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My daughter thought Paul McCartney was singing "Hey Dude" instead of "Hey Jude". Anon
- I used to believe that Paul Simon was my cousin. He isn't.Anon
- for my little sis -
Paul McCarty song "Band on the Run" but when she sang it it was "Man has the Runs"Anon - I used to believe eating fish enables me to live underwater and eating veggy makes me prettier!— Melody
- My friend believed that eating bread crusts or eating mustard will give you curly hair.— Linda from Southern California
- I used to believe opera singing was a language all its own.— Rachel