I remember thinking that the Take That song 'Could it be magic now' that got heavy radio play in 1993 had a lyric "come into my arse" instead of "come into my arms". No wonder I thought they were gay...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that when a song finished on the radio it would play again on the next station— Maria
- My parents used to have an old radio. I thought it could only play old songs, like from when they were young.— kathy
- I used to believe that when a song came on the car radio, the band was sitting on top of our van.Anon
- Does anybody remember that song "OUT OF REACH" well i remember i used to sing it as "BATTEERRRRYYY". — meeeeeeeee
- if heavy people went on a plane i thought that it would tip over.— michael hague
- When I was a child, I thought that the Heavy Metal was Satanic music.Anon