We used to sing a Brownie song that had said "Dear God, teach us to love thee best of all." All through school I thought it said "Teachers do love me best of all!" -and would sing this at the top of my voice! cringe!
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I am Canadian and when I was little I would sing "True Pastry Love" instead of 'True Patriot Love"— Jess
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- I used to believe that the B-52's song "Love Shack" was actually "Love Shark!"— Natalie
- My mum said that when I used to sing "noahs arc" at school I would sing "who built the arc, no one, no one"— Clare
- I used to think the song "love the one you're with" was called "love the one, your win. — Glowworm
- I used to sing at the top of my voice "OLD GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN"— claire