When the song “She's Always a Woman To Me” first came out, I thought the lyrics were “She's a Weasel Woman to Me.” To this day, the image I see when I hear that song is of a weasel being serenaded.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". Anon
- I always thought that Zuccero's song "Senza una dona" was actually "Sence of a woman"— Miroslava
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- My mum always thought the lyrics to macy grays song was i try to say goodbye to my chook.— alana
- in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped