I used to think Satsuki (on My Neighbor Totoro) was a gay man that lived with Mai and her dad.
A childhood belief about films

others believed things like this
- I use to think labor day was neighbor day where you would go out and visit all your neighbors.— euphonic
- My brother once referred to the neighbor as a lesbian (she was Lebanese...)Anon
- when I was a kid my neighbor told me if I picked my nose I would poke out my eye. I believe him. — Jane
- When I was 3, my neighbor told me she was a witch and she said Godzilla was going to step on my house.— Grayson
- My neighbor told me that the insides of acorns tasted like chocolate. They don't. They're really bitter.— Dial Zero
- It never occured to me as a child that teachers lived in houses. I thought they lived at school...— Heidi, Pittsburgh, PA