When I was about five, I was bored, and I decided to rip the tag off a mattress. "DO NOT REMOVE UNDER THE PENALTY OF LAW." I was afraid that the police would get me for at least 2 weeks!
A childhood belief about police

others believed things like this
- i used to think that freckles were when god got bored and he decided to draw on your face!— kelsey
- I used to think that board games were called bored games because you play them when you're bored.Anon
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- When I used to see the sign 'police accident' I thought it meant that a police car had crashed.Anon
- I wanted to be a police officer as a kid because I believe police officer's couldn't die.— Sam
- I used to belive a police could never die.— dainiella