When the police are talking about "rap sheets," I thought that the criminals were making rap music.
A childhood belief about police

others believed things like this
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- When I used to see the sign 'police accident' I thought it meant that a police car had crashed.Anon
- My mom was always talking about "making
ends meat" but I don't ever remember having it served at dinner!— John Stees - My music teacher once said that music in an electrical piano was made by little tiny men that lived inside it.Anon
- i used to think that the paparazzi were a group of Italian criminals or spies. i have no idea why?? Anon
- I used to believe if you listened to to music upside down the music would be backwards— HOopty