Sister sledge - "We are family"....
Just let me staple the vicar (instead of just let me state for the record) we're giving love in a femidom (instaed of we;re giving love in a family dose).
Methinks not.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.— Lou
- I used to believe that the B-52's song "Love Shack" was actually "Love Shark!"— Natalie
- I used to think the song "love the one you're with" was called "love the one, your win. — Glowworm
- I am Canadian and when I was little I would sing "True Pastry Love" instead of 'True Patriot Love"— Jess
- I used to believe that the lyrics to Bon Jovi's "You Give Love a Bad Name" were "You give love a Band-Aid".Anon
- When I was little I used to believe that there was a man sitting inside ATM machines giving you your money.— Kazza