One time when I was little I tried to french kiss my mom by sucking on her nose. She pulled away and said "what are you doing" and I explained I was kissing like in the movies. She told me that only mommies and daddies can kiss like that and i grew up for a long time laughing at the ignorance of my mom everytime I saw someone without kids french kissing.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that french kiss was something coming from France, and that only the French did it— Sasha
- I used to think that you had to be french to really taste french fries.— Not French;)
- i use to believe that when you died you were reborn, but you had different mommies and daddies— kimberly
- My sister told me that if I could kiss my elbow I would change into a boy. I never disproved her on this.— Aussie
- i used to think that french was english backwards!— ---pepsi---
- I hated french onion soup so my dad told me that it was banana soup and i lapped it up for years.— AussieMeg