On the Shinia(spelt wrong) Twain song, Womens progative or something I thought it was
"I cant believe you kiss your carpet knife"
Instead of
"I can believe you kiss your car at night"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think people didnt actually kiss on tv,i thought that the computer just made it look that way.— deanna
- I used to believe that if you kiss a frog then the would would really turn into a king.— jing
- I used to believe that if I could kiss my elbow that I would turn into a girl (the opposite sex).— Rusty
- My sister told me that if I could kiss my elbow I would change into a boy. I never disproved her on this.— Aussie
- i used to think the song "walking in a winter wonderland" was "walking in a womens underwear"— stephen s
- i used to think that my sister was a genie and flew a magic carpet at nightAnon