In Hermans Hermits "Silhouettes" I used to believe he was singing "let me in or else I'll WEE down your door" when in fact the real words are "let me in or else I'll BEAT down your door"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My sibs and I thought that the screen door was called the "scream door" so Mom could yell at us through it. — Kyle
- I used to believe that, in a deep and profound kind of way, the words "door knob" rhymed with "said so". — Katie
- I used to believe there was a secret door to the gremlin world hidden under my bed— Mel
- i thought there was a door in the back of the tv and if you wanted to be on tv you just walk in— fred
- My friend desided in kindergarden that she would be a door when she grew up.— Oops!
- I used to think that you could get a tan if you turned the oven on, opened the door and stood in front of it.Anon